'Dead Osama taken to Abbottabad and killed'

The legend of the Dark Lord gets more meat after his death.

A Pakistani paper, which calls itself the Pakistan Observer has published this report today. We quote:

Information collected from various sources and pieced together gives altogether a different turn to the Abbottabad episode and this scribe now tends to believe that the slain Osama bin Laden was captured and killed some years ago by the US forces and was brought in a coffin to Abbottabad on the night between May Ist and 2nd and "killed.'

Some reports suggest that the body of the dead Osama was lying in a morgue specially erected by US Army in a small safe house at the Bagram Air Base, Afghanistan for the last few years and as per CIA's plan, he was now "captured' from a place inside Pakistan and "killed' at the "appropriate time'.

The body of frozen Osama was brought to Abbottabad by a helicopter under the most sophisticated and hi-tech operation and taken to the upper storey of the building. A commando immediately sprayed a blood-like solution at his face to establish that the leader of Al-Qaeda was killed on the spot.

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