CAPTION CONTEST: What's Sanjay Dutt saying to Ajay Devgn?

Let's not deny it -- we are obsessed with Bollywood!

We hang onto every word our favourite star utters, and are fanatical about whom we like and whom we don't.

The stars, however, don't share everything with us. For example, their most interesting repartees are either reserved for their trusted allies or are muffled by their cacophonous entourage, security and, in some cases, the media.

It'd be great if there existed a parallel universe where you could actually hear what a star whispered in an actress's ear.

But there aren't any parallel universes and Extendable Ears haven't yet been invented for Muggles. What say we settle for the second best option?

Tell us in the form below what YOU think Sanjay Dutt and Ajay Devgn are saying to each other with Kangna Ranaut sandwiched between them.

We'll feature the funniest responses RIGHT HERE with your name!

Let's see what you've got!