Social media went berserk with jokes about Uruguay’s Luis Suarez sinking his teeth into Italy’s Giorgio Chiellini during the two teams’ decisive World Cup group D game last night. Here’s a sample:
Alexander Grayson (@AColdVengeance) tweeted: I would just like to state that Luis Suarez is in no way affiliated to any Vampire network I am aware of...he's just a disgrace to football!
Sid (@sidmallya) tweeted: England may have gotten out of their group had they had the same hunger as Suarez....
SNICKERS® (@SNICKERS) tweeted: Hey @luis16suarez. Next time you're hungry just grab a Snickers. #worldcup #luissuarez #EatASNICKERS
Russell Brand (@rustyrockets) tweeted: Suarez! Your teeth are already prominent, stop biting people! It's like @GaryLineker attacking people with his ears.
Jamie Ross (@JamieRoss7) tweeted: This angle of Suarez is brutal. Beginning to suspect he's one of those pacy 28 Days Later zombies and posted a .gif file (http://a.pomf.se/phdzcy.gif)
?????? (@abbeylinegold) tweeted: luis Suarez has a nasty habit of biting his opponents, maybe he needs a deterrent...
Purba Ray (@Purba_Ray) tweeted: Had Suarez been using Vicco Vajradanti, he would have left with a piece of Giorgio in his mouth.
Jal Kukdi )@Jal_Kukdi) tweeted: Meanwhile, Digvijay Singh is feeling jealous of Suarez. Suarez being a human did what Diggy has always dreamed of.
Caroline Hofman (@CearuilinH) tweeted: Luis #Suarez has just come out saying that he hopes to play against Germany because he'd like to try a shoulder of Lahm... #WorldCup2014
The Clown Prince (@ClownPrinceG) tweeted: Luis Suarez leaves his mark, on both World Cup and Chiellini.
Anurag Shrivastava (@hrnext) tweeted: I don't think Suarez has a girl friend. At least not a living one.
The UnReal Times (@TheUnRealTimes) tweeted: COMIC: When Luis Suarez went for a dental checkup... #FIFAWorldCup #Suarez #ITAvsURU (with pic: pic.twitter.com/AFhoOGVGA2)
Raja Sen (@RajaSen) tweeted: Woke up to a trashy vampire movie on tv. Fright Night. Silly but just can't stop watching. Perhaps it's a Suárez hangover.
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Auburn Jokes™ @AuburnJokes tweeted: BREAKING: Suarez could be expelled by FIFA after biting an opponent. Other News: Auburn is now recruiting Suarez to be their new kicker.
Adam Kramer @KegsnEggs tweeted: [Suarez sheepishly sits down next to Billy the 3rd grader in a folding chair outside the principal’s office] “You too, bro?"
Manjeet SING :Dahiya @BeingMSD tweeted: At an Inauguration:"Sir please Cut the ribbon"Suarez: Ok :)"wait sir, we've got the Scissor"
Professor @BeerOholic tweeted: You should never get on to the field feeling hungry, hunger for goals are fine though! #suarez
Jacquie Beltrao @SkyJacquie tweeted: Back in the studio with @EamonnHolmes on Sunrise this morning - lots of sport to get my teeth into !? (Sorry) Thoughts on Suarez & England
The Bad Doctor @doctoratlarge tweeted: Suarez biting Chiellini was completely disgusting - he should've shown better taste than that
Richie McCaw @RichieHMcCaw tweeted: **BREAKING NEWS** Food critic Luis Suarez confirms: Italians taste better than Serbians.
Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats tweeted: FIFA to investigate whether Suarez bit Chiellini. They hope to uncover the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.
Trending @TrendKE tweeted: CONGRATULATIONS: Luis Suarez retains the award for the second successive year. (See image)
Ashwin S Kumar @ashwinskumar tweeted: Football needs an Ashish Nehra to scare the likes of Suarez.
Bhak Sala @bhak_sala tweeted: Suarez couldn't leave a mark on the football match, so he decided to leave one on the shoulder of Chelliani
CJ Werleman @cjwerleman tweeted: In Suarez's defense, it would have looked worse if he licked that dude
David @SaidbyDavid tweeted: FIFA will decide course of action for Suarez's awful crime, Right after they're done match fixing and turning a blind eye to slavery #Qatar
Sanjay Patel @spat106 tweeted: Luis Suárez's ability to beat defenders is only surpassed by his ability to eat defenders.
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Junyi, ?? @omgitsjy tweeted: Suarez (Swa-rezz) adjective extremely hungry; famished; voracious e.g I am feeling Suarez right now that I can eat a cow. CC @hellofrmSG
Matt Hamilton @hamiltonboxing tweeted: If Snickers don't reach out & sign Luis Suarez up for one of those "you're not yourself when you're hungry" ads, they're failing #BanSuarez
Patrice Cloutier @patricecloutier tweeted: I'll say it again...we should forgive #suarez because he's bi-molar...
David Kay On A&E TV @Texasbrits tweeted: Sometimes things get lost in translation #3lions "I love eating Italian" (good sentence) "I love eating Italians" (bad sentence) #Suarez”
Karthik Kumar @evamkarthik tweeted: i told you guys that this Football thing is a semma 'kadi' and no one believed me! #Suarez #ItaliaUruguay
Mark Joyella @standupkid tweeted: Delivering a knee to the testicles of an opposing player, while spitting in his face would be elegant and refined compared to Luis Suarez.
garoto de caipirinha @Gooner_Lopez tweeted: "If Luis Suarez were a dog he would have been put down by now" - my wife.
Josh Rose @josh_rose3 tweeted: What is Suarez thinking? Surely Uruguay's pre match meal can't be that bad. #eggsandbeans #shoulder
Hannibal Lecter @Dr_LecterMD tweeted: Suarez, go back to football. That's my shtick you're taking. #Hannibal
telegraph_sport @telegraph_sport tweeted: #Suarez how we see Italian food, how he sees it. (See image)
Força Portugal @HALA_MADRIDLOVE tweeted: If I was rich and I had a huge house I wouldn't even want a guard dog I'd just buy Luis Suarez
Gordon @gorayfle tweeted: Hannibal Season 3 Episode 1: Hannibal's plane lands in Liverpool where he meets up with Luis Suarez.
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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome tweeted: Uruguay's Luis Suarez bit an opponent in the World Cup. But at least he didn't use his hands.
Skip Bayless @FunSkipBayless tweeted: Luis Suarez's wife is happy she didn't have to make dinner tonight since he already had Italian earlier.
CJ Werleman @cjwerleman tweeted: Spent most of today paranoid Suarez was standing behind me.
Steve Brisendine @SteveBrisendine tweeted: Pizza for the pregame. Looks like Suarez won't be the only one sinking his teeth into something Italian today.
Dr Brian Ironwood @DrBrianIronwood tweeted: Maybe #Suarez had been told before the game that Chiellini had a chip on his shoulder.
Paddy @Paddy_Robo tweeted: Just remember Luis Suarez hasn't killed, butted, karate kicked anyone or slept with his brothers wife or hacked a dead girls phone.
Christian Antidormi @CAntidormi tweeted: I don't understand why Suarez doesn't eat before he goes on the pitch. #ITAURU #WorldCup
Jeb Brovsky @JebBrovsky tweeted: Suarez needs to go vegetarian... c'mon man.
Matthew Roberts @matt77roberts tweeted: The main problem with English football: we don't have a player as hungry as Luis Suarez
Ian Beale @_IanBeale tweeted: I wish they'd release Suarez into the Big Brother house
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