Watch and learn, rookies.
Scoff all you want but Rakhi Sawant really is on to something.
And we could all learn a thing or two from her.
Yes, the self-proclaimed item girl, who we are consistently discounting for her outrageously funny quotes and her curiously garish outfits is a walking guide of valuable life hacks.
While she goes about town urging Sunny Leone to go back to wherever she came from because she is 'forcing Indian girls to wear skimpy outfits' (really, we didn't know Rakhi had it in her to expose before the advent of Ms Leone), here's some Rakhi-isms that will help you immensely in living a well-rounded life.
Watch.
And learn.
1. Always aim high
Because logical arguments are so passe.
2. Be best buds with and supportive of everyone in the workplace
On the All India Bakchod Knockout controversy: It's not even Ranveer and Karan Johar's voices in the video, according to Rakhi.
3. Have faith in your sexuality
Rakhi doesn't doubt it even for a second and neither should you.
4. Maintain a high sense of self worth
As simple as that.
5. Maintain a high sense of self worth 2.0
Crank it up a bit.
6. Always appreciate imitators
Well, sure, why not.
NOTE: This is a humour piece best enjoyed with a pinch of salt.
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