Cast: Antonio Banderas, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Adrian Alonso
Director: Martin Campbell

Top five reasons to wear something not easily slashable into shreds:

5. Because swords are now a part of our collective coolth.

4. Because it's one of the rare occasions a director also makes the sequel.

3. Because Antonio Banderas twirled a sword well in the first Zorro film, and even better in Shrek 2.

2. Because, let's face it, we all kinda like films about masked men who talk to their horses.

1. Because Catherine Zeta-Jones is too dashed gorgeous.