Cast: Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, Hayden Christensen, Christopher Lee, Samuel L Jackson
Director: George Lucas

Top five reasons to hide fluorescent lamps 'adult males' will invariably use as light-sabers:

5. Special effects galore, with the best CGI money can buy.

4. The film is a Dune-istic drama about Anakin Skywalker being lured to the Dark side.

3. Natalie Portman continues to play Senator Amidala, or, if you'd prefer, Senora Skywalker. Drool on.

2. George Lucas.

1. The birth of Darth Vader.