Britney Spears, Second Runner Up
Oh yeah, her.
She's married now and doing Bobby Brown covers, but the dailies still spend more column inches on her carefully-crafted sensationalism than anyone else. We've seen Britney grow up, from a Disney Mouseketeer to a schoolgirl siren, and rule the Billboard world.
She inspires an instant, extreme reaction, be it whichever end of the scale, and she's impossible to not place at the centre of all the attention.
Britney, inevitable.