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1. Your list of ex-partners is best classified as: Miscellaneous -- there were the short, the tall, the pretty/ handsome, and the downright ugly. The only thing they all had in common was that they drove a Mercedes. Eligible -- A number of well-to-do, presentable bachelors/ bachelorettes who were all considered 'hot catches' in your social circle. Unclassifiable. Other than a few qualities that appeal to you, such as humour and kindness, each partner was different and special in his/ her own way. 2. On the anniversary of your relationship, what present would you expect? At the very least a Louis Vuitton handbag or wallet -- anything that cost more than 25k or it would be your last anniversary together! A small bunch of flowers, maybe -- any token to show that your partner remembered. After all, it's the thought that counts. Dinner at one of the city's swankiest restaurants. 3. When you go out on a date with your partner: You'll pay whichever way is comfortable -- you don't have a problem splitting the bill, unless one is treating the other on a special occasion. It's always your partner that pays for the two of you, because he/ she is filthy rich. It's always the man that pays -- it's the proper thing to do, of course. 4. When your partner offers to take you on a short vacation, you: Suggest that you'll fly for the weekend to Paris -- after all, your parnter owns an apartment there! Want to go to the latest holiday hotspot -- simply everyone has been there this year! Are overjoyed at the prospect but don't care where you go, as long as it's with him/ her. 5. Your idea of a happy married life is: A big house, an upmarket car and a loving, indulgent spouse. Planning a future together and having children with the one you love. A mansion, three houses in the countryside, a fleet of foreign cars parked out front, a swimming pool, a private jet -- are you forgetting something?

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