Just when I thought I was superior to the Americans...

'Watching American protesters get their act together so quickly and so forcefully only reminds me of all the resisting that Indians should have been doing for the last three years,' says Mitali Saran.
Illustration: Uttam Ghosh/Rediff.com

You know how, when you're feeling a little bit superior, and it's a strange new feeling that you're enjoying and haven't had your fill of yet, and then suddenly something happens to make you feel inadequate all over again?

It's so annoying.

When the US elected Donald Trump in a shock election that left the world shaking its head to try to get rid of the roaring sound in its ears, a large number of Indians said to themselves, 'Hah! We thought we had it bad in India. At least our prime minister comes from a known political position, from a structured, if disagreeable, cultural supremacist organisation.'

'At least he's predictable. At least he's making the right noises, even if his creatures are nasty violent chauvinists whom he doesn't chastise publicly, and whom he follows online, meets, and felicitates. At least our prime minister isn’t not some loose orange cannon.'

Trump is so much worse.

Boy, did that feel good.

And then ordinary Americans went and screwed up our smugness by being all inspirational.

Look at them, vowing hyper-vigilant media scrutiny.

Look at them, marching in droves, calling their senators relentlessly, and using social media to organise rather than whine.

Look at them, setting up rogue twitter accounts from inside the White House and governmental organisations, to make sure that their fellow citizens keep getting information that isn't Trumped up.

Look at them, losing their jobs for refusing to defend his executive order barring entry to Muslims from seven countries.

Watch them savaging Trump on comedy shows.

Look at the CEOs issuing calls to hire more immigrants, and the consumers boycotting businesses that support Trump.

Look at the lawyers, suing the government on behalf of people stranded by the Muslim ban -- on the weekend! for free! lawyers, dude!

Check them out, standing at airports across the country with banners saying 'No ban' and 'Let them in.'

Look at them standing by rows of Muslims praying in public at an airport, and cheering them on.

As The Daily Show host Trevor Noah pointed out: Muslims praying in public at an American airport, and hundreds of people cheering them on -- just think about that for a minute.

In other words, Americans who identify a threat to their core values have painted or printed up signs, put on their boots and coats, closed the social media tab on their laptops (because what are mobile phones for?), emerged from their houses, and taken their bodies out onto the streets in solidarity, yelling at the top of their lungs.

They are resisting the hell out of the daily horror show put on by their new government-- making us, who specialise in keeling over like nine pins before authority, look really lazy and weak.

Turns out Americans are so much better at citizenship.

Boy, does that feel bad.

Speaking for myself, while I've walked the streets now and again, I have also skipped marches because I was really busy having lunch.

I've protested by tapping a button on social media.

I've possibly slept through some urgent things.

Look, the weather in Delhi sucks -- it's always either boiling or freezing.

Sometimes you just have to know what's happening next on a TV show.

Marching is hard on the back and feet.

Life gets in the way, and so does your expanding waistline.

Blah blah, excuses, excuses.

Watching American protesters get their act together so quickly and so forcefully only reminds me of all the resisting that Indians should have been doing for the last three years.

Thanks for nothing, ordinary Americans!

Now if I'm to hold on to my dignity, all I can do is hope is that, somehow, writing counts.

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