What the Great Grand Masti cast is *really* thinking!

After Masti and Grand Masti, the man aspires to bring back his dirty picture series with Great Grand Masti.

The trailer -- starring Vivek Oberoi, Ritesh Deshmukh, Aftab Shivdasani, Urvashi Rautela, Sonal Chauhan, Shraddha Das and Sana Khan -- is quite A-rated, and watching it on mute can give things a brand new perspective.

So, we took a little liberty to have some clean fun. 

Ritesh, Aftab, Vivek: Hey isn’t this the same gesture Amitabh Bachchan made at Jaya in Abhimaan? 

Now that was one classy movie. Which means we are also classy.

Ritesh, Aftab, Vivek: Look lady, we aren’t thieves. We didn’t steal a thing.

Lady: Those boxers are part of my husband’s limited edition collection. Take them off at once.

Urvashi Rautela. Remember the phrase, 'If looks could kill'? I coined it. Aankhen nikal ke gotiyan kheloongi. Muahahaha.

Girl to Ritesh: Zubaan pe laaga namak ishq ka!

Ritesh to Girl: Kya aapke toothpaste mein namak hai?

Ritesh: Why does her heartbeat sound like Lungi Dance to my ears?

"Maggi is back in the market!"

If Ranveer Singh thought only he could make quirky fashion statements, here’s a not-so-subtle surprise.

And this is what Aftab Shivdasani looks like when caught red-handed with nail polish on his toes.

Disclaimer: This is a satirical piece. Readers are requested to take it with a pinch a salt.