I feel like writing this review in slow-mo.
In emphatically big hammer-thuds of the keyboard, shot beautifully and kinetically, while lurid but lovely songs play, on the nose with every changing paragraph and leaving nothing to subtlety. Ta-da ta-Da-da ta-da-da-DUM.
It's a party, this film.
David O Russell has thrown together the familiar with tremendous flair, making for a loud, brassy blast of a movie.
A movie where the killer ensemble cast unmistakably looks to be having a better time than the audience. Their buoyant energy -- and the look-at-me style the movie is soaked in -- comes at us hard and fast and it's best to grin through it.
It's Scorsese with clown-shoes, Soderbergh slowed down and stretched out. (It's a heh-heh Goodfellas, Ocean's Twelve on a scratchy turntable.)
It all begins with a combover.
Irving, a velvet-suited slimeball, slack of jaw and chunky of gut, starts off American Hustle wordlessly as he -- lovingly, and with masterful precision -- positions and parts and pastes his hair into a very specific shape.
His partner, and former mistress, Sydney -- an eternally glamorous woman with a neckline that skims her navel -- knows this, and says Irving "has a process," which may well be the reason she's not his mistress anymore. Earlier, when she'd first met and fallen for her paunchy man, she admired the self-assurance with which he let it all hang out.
Now it's hard not to look at everyone as a con; including Irving refusing to leave his wife.
Irving's wife, now, is a real piece of work.
Rosalyn, a highly unstable woman and a tremendously unfit mother, gives the film its weirdest and most wonderful scene where she sings and headbangs violently along to a recording of Live And Let Die while her kid watches, bewildered.
And then there's Richie, a self-serving FBI agent who catches Irving and Sydney in the act and, like a rookie gambler who's just inhaled his first roulette scraps, wants to hold out for more and more. His plan? To use the con-artists to entrap politicians and mobsters.
No matter what his hapless boss says.
In the middle of all these insane characters lies a
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