Choose your Part Three.
In the left-hand corner is the swashbuckling, rummy, notoriously eye-shadowed pirate, Jack Sparrow. And making his way from the right is a bright green ogre currently pensive about fatherhood, Shrek.
Both are heading to theatres in India this Friday, June 1.
And while you may justifiably say you'll watch both Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End and Shrek The Third, the question is which of the two films you'll watch first.
Johnny Depp or Mike Myers? Keira Knightley or Cameron Diaz? Keith Richards or Antonio Banderas? Orlando Bloom or Eddie Murphy? (Okay, that last one was pretty funny)
So which will it be, dear reader?