It was eagerly anticipated that Ms Loos, infamous and highly newsworthy for her alleged liasons with footballer David Beckham, was going to write yet another gossipy celebrity tell-all, but The Sun reports she is not interesting in exposing any more steamy details.
Instead, the former PA is working on what she calls a Bridget Jones's Diary style novel.
Ananova.com quoted her as saying, 'I am going to write a book. Not about the whole David thing; not about me at all, actually.'
Groan, went the British tabloids in unison.
'I think it gives me a chance to really surprise everyone. I wanted to keep it a secret until it was all signed and sealed but there you go.'
British book critics, however, will wish Rebecca had held on to that secret.