Where big business is concerned, the time for jingoism is long past, writes Kanika Datta
They are unlikely to meet.
Yet they have something in common: neither likes the Foreign Investor, although their shared attitude comes from opposite ends of the spectrum.
Mr Gorin owns a car dealership in Miami that specialises in the world's leading luxury brands.
To refresh memories, he chaired a body representing Jaguar car dealers in the US.
He made it to the headlines of Indian newspapers in 2007 for opposing the sale of Jaguar and Land Rover to Tata or Mahindra & Mahindra, the two Indian contenders for the ailing brands the time.
His contention: the two companies focused on cheaper cars and models and association with them would dilute the upscale nature of the brands.
The implication: companies from poor Asian countries had no business trying to acquire luxury brands in the rich Western markets.
Perhaps the fact that most of the world's luxury goods were, and are, made in poor Asian countries had escaped his notice.
Be that as it may, Mr Gorin's reaction after Tata Motors sealed the deal with the beleaguered Motown giant is not recorded (subsequent Google entries on him concern sundry news about a drugs possession charge, indecent exposure -- he was relieving himself in public -- and a pithy complaint from a Ferrari owner about poor service from his company).
Now to Mr Khandelwal.
He is the secretary general of the Confederation of All India Traders.
This organisation has been an impressively energetic campaigner against foreign direct investment in retail.
Rarely does a week go by without either Mr Khandelwal himself or some other CAIT functionary issuing a statement denouncing the press notes opening multi-brand retail to FDI.
CAIT organised all-India bandhs (with patchy results) against the decision. Its latest feat has been to burn effigies of the "FDI Ravana" in 100 places all over India -- the one in Delhi was apparently 25 feet tall.
The idea was to, literally, highlight the point that this FDI demon would snatch away the livelihoods of the thousands of small corner shops and "farmers, hawkers, labourers, small industries, transporters, traders, consumers and other sectors of retail trade (sic)".
No explanation follows as to how exactly India will come to this catastrophic pass.
Mr Khandelwal, if an exhaustively detailed press release sent on Tuesday is any indication,
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