We just can't get over them. Can you?

Okay we're just going to say this upfront: The annual Triumph lingerie show used to be a good deal of fun to watch.

There was a lot of colour, drama and there were some really edgy designs on the runway.

Over the years, it seems, the drama vanished and the designs became more and more demure to the point that last year, they showcased...wait for it... shapewear on the runway.

This year though, we were subject to this tacky show. So tacky we actually managed to pick the top (or worst, depending on how you see it) ten!

10.

This plastic cape. Because you know there's not enough plastic in this world.

9.

This wand-wielding model who we wished could make *us* disappear.

8.

Designs' that reminded us of B-grade films.

7.

Shapewear! Yes! Shapewear!

6.

Models with glasses on...

Because you know, nerdy is the new sexy. Zzzzz

5.

This tackily styled lingerie.

4.

This mask... because apparently all lingerie shows quite simply must have one.

3.

Random headgears

2.

An equally random dance performance...

1.

And finally this final blow of total tack when the stylist thought clipping the cap to the skirt was oh-so-cool.

Sigh...

Photographs: Hitesh Harisinghani/Rediff.com

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