As India made clinical work of its World Cup league match against traditional rivals Pakistan in Adelaide the net overflowed with wit and sarcasm.
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Here’s a sample.
Alia Bhatt wants to know why Sohail Khan is playing for Pakistan.
Abhishek Bachchan: Dad likes cricket. I am not my dad.
World: Thank god, we’re all saved.
Will M S Dhoni now name his baby girl Adelaide?
After winning the toss Dhoni gave the coin to Pakistan to improve their economy.
At border Indian officer shouts at Pakistani spy: ‘Goli mar doonga.’ Pak spy replies: ‘Goli se darr nahi lagta sahib, Kohli se lagta hai.’
Modi to Nawaz: Match to hum hi jitenge, dekhna.
Nawaz: Lagi shart?
Modi: Lagi, 1 ko 3 ka bhav.
Nawaz: Kya matlab?
Modi: Hum jeete toh ek Hina Rabbani hamari, aur hare toh Mayawati, Mamta aur Jayalalithaa tino tumhari!
And the memes too kept flowing through the day:
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